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THE BIO

Me in 150 characters. Ok. All I ever wanted was to become a comedian. I come from a crazy family where laughter healed everything. It seemed natural



GIVE US YOUR BEST FITS-INTO-150-CHARACTERS JOKE

I'm not even sure if Walt Disney had more than 150 characters?



WHEN I WIN AN OSCAR I WILL THANK?

My mom. And corporate clients who paid me 50% up-front



IN MY PAST LIFE I WAS…

An orgasm



WHAT’S YOUR RAPPER NAME?

Crinkle Paper



IF I WAS PRESIDENT, THE FIRST LAW I WOULD IMPLEMENT AS PRESIDENT WOULD BE?

To never make a comedian President again



IF YOU HAD SUPER POWERS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?

To be able to spot lies