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30th March, 2017

POLICEMAN CONFISCATES LARGE AMOUNT OF BOOZE FROM FANS– LOOKS FAR TOO PLEASED

Local police force confiscated a lot of alcohol from football fans on Saturday afternoon.The police, from Constabulary, tweeted a couple of pictures of their 'current situation' after taking it from Chesterfield supporters on coaches travelling to an away game at Bolton.Officers nabbed bottles of Corona, tins of Fosters and Stella, and some other beers after carrying out #OperationDeka. LOL The collection of liquor is quite impressive – even though, it does look like something you'd more likely find at a young person's house party. Sorry for the fans... (Mirror.co.uk)

IPHONE APPOINTMENT GETS GRANDPA IN TROUBLE WITH SPOILED BRAT

A lady was at the mall waiting for something to eat at an Asian food restaurant and all of a sudden a girl with Green hair began to cuss at her Grandpa about how late they're going to be to fix her IPhone. A merry christmas to her and her Grandpa (LiveLeak)

MCDONALD'S WORKER HAS HILARIOUS REACTION BECAUSE OF A SPIDER

The video shows the employee from this fast food outlet jumping around wildly and moving his arms after seeing the arachnid in the fast food joint.A customer was able  to capture the hilarious moment on camera as he ordered his food.In a vain attempt to get rid of the spider, the employee uses a spray bottle to try and squirt it away. (Dailystar.co.uk)

11 YEAR OLD BOY MAKING $2 P.P FOR ‘EMOTIONAL ADVICE’ IN NEW YORK

 An 11-year-old New York boy has found a really smart  way to make some extra quick cash by charging $2 for "emotional advice" at a subway station. This boy has been setting up shop on Sundays at the Bedford  train stop with a sign offering "emotional advice" for $2. (UPI.com)

SOUTH PARK GETS IN RIGHT

See this small comic strip about the News, our story tellers where South Park gets it very right. (Reddit.com)

KENTUCKY MAN DIALS POLICE WHILE PLANNING ROBBERY BY MISTAKE

Can a criminal get any smarter than this? An accidental call to The police reveals a plan to rob a Kentucky barbecue restaurant, where the police chief was having dinner and guess what happened?  (NBCNews.com)

OLD MAN DISGUISE KEPT 31 YEAR OLD FUGITIVE HIDDEN FOR A MONTH

This young man  known as "Shizz," according to court records — was finally arrested last week in South Yarmouth, Mass, on an April case accusing him and other people of heroin possession with intent to distribute. An officer saw something suspicious about his eyes and That was when one of the officers "pulled off Miller's realistic disguise," prosecutors said. (NBCNews.com)

SWIMMER TRIES TO BOARD FLIGHT IN HIS SPEEDO AT MALAWI AIRPORT

The man in the Speedo is Greig Bannatyne, and these photos were taken at an airport in Malawi where he was attempting to board a South African Airways flight. He had been taking part in a charity swim across nearby Lake Malawi and  later told reporters, he had forgotten to bring along a change of clothes to travel home in. (The Telegraph)

POLITICIAN'S SERIOUS SPEECH IS INTERRUPTED BY MUSICAL CHRISTMAS TIE 

Politicians often get interrupted, but rarely by anything they are doing on their own. But that’s what happened to a Irish politician  on Friday while he was giving a speech to fellow lawmakers.The man  was discussing the serious topic but he kept being interrupted by the musical Christmas tie he was wearing, according to Dublin Live. Now he knows " What not to wear" to such serious events. (The Huffington Post ZA)

THESE NEWS ANCHORS CAN'T  PRETEND TO LIKE THEIR COLLEAGUES  HOLIDAY DIP, WHICH WAS AWFUL

Leslie Horton’s artichoke dip did not go according to plan.  Actually the reporter did say  she would rather buy Safeway fruit cakes for holiday gatherings, but in the true spirit of the season, she made a dip. Unfortunately, the dip itself tasted so bad her coworker nearly vomited on air after tasting it.  (The Huffington Post US)

NOTORIOUS 86 YEAR OLD THIEF HELD FOR  THEFT OF $2,000 NECKLACE

"An 86-year-old jewel thief made famous by a TV documentary has struck again, according to police in the US.near Atlanta, say Doris Payne was arrested at a Von Maur department store.They say she was stopped as she tried to leave with a $2,000  necklace in her back pocket.Police were called when a member of staff apparently noticed her behaving suspiciously." Read more about her other offenses that will give you the giggles (Sky News)


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